people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell
me when my friends tell me about all of the bad things happening in their life
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped
tries to look cute but fails
"Idk I’m tired" is probably the best excuse for anything ever
"Why did you leave the party early" "Idk I’m tired"
"why’d you cook your grandmother" "idk im tired"
"Why did you invade Poland?" "Idk I’m tired."
"why did you cook you’re grandmother at the party in Poland?" "Idk im tired"