jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell
actuates:

I really don’t like my handwriting but I’m sharing this with you anyways
more here

deeandrareynolds:

me when my friends tell me about all of the bad things happening in their life
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pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male
unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

clacl:

taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped

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compliment:

tries to look cute but fails

itsstuckyinmyhead:

wtfmacke:

punchers:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

"Idk I’m tired" is probably the best excuse for anything ever

"Why did you leave the party early" "Idk I’m tired"

"why’d you cook your grandmother" "idk im tired"

"Why did you invade Poland?" "Idk I’m tired."

"why did you cook you’re grandmother at the party in Poland?" "Idk im tired"